Jack Dwyer (Owen Wilson) is moving his whole family to Southeast Asia to work for a company modernizing the water system there. He’s bring his wife Annie (Lake Bell), oldest daughter Lucy (Sterling Jerins) and youngest daughter Beeze (Claire Geare) with him. On the flight over, they meet a world-weary Englishman named Hammond (Pierce Brosnan) who, once they land, guides them through the trickier side of living in their new country. Once in the hotel, the family notices many of the basic amenities, like cell and wired phones and TV, don’t work. The next morning, Jack goes looking for an English language newspaper amongst the local shops when he notices a group of riot police on one end of the street and a group of rebels on the other. Soon, the shops begin dropping their security doors and the two groups clash leading to death on both sides but the outnumbered police are losing. Jack tries to make his way back to the hotel but the way is blocked by a mob. An American is pulled out of the hotel and shot in the head. Someone in the crowd notices Jack and they begin to chase him. Jack manages to get away and back to the room but finds his oldest child Lucy has snuck off and gone to the pool unaware of the danger. Jack manages to get to her but is trapped in a stairwell when Hammond busts open an emergency door and shoots a couple of Jack’s pursuers. Hammond tells Jack to take his family to the roof. When they get there it’s filled with hotel guests and employees hiding out. Thinking an approaching helicopter is there to rescue them everyone stands and waves but is shocked to see a rebel with a machine gun open fire. Jack and his family manage to hide and the helicopter hits a power line and crashes on the roof. Jack has to get Annie and the kids off the roof and to safety before the rebels break through the barricaded door and kill them all.
“No Escape” is a type of film I call Tension Porn. The characters are placed in a situation that is designed to keep the audience constantly on edge wondering if, against all odds, the heroes of the film will succeed. While many films have a similar structure, what sets “No Escape” apart is the ruthless effort to make the audience worry about the lives of four people who are so completely unprepared for life in this new country even if everything goes well. Here, they are on the ground for about 12 hours when everything hits the fan. They don’t speak the language, they have very little money on them, they don’t have any weapons, they don’t have any fighting skills and they have two children under 10 years old. How could they possible survive in a city where it seems 9 out of 10 people want to kill them? Ugly, bloody death is lurking around every corner. There is no way they should survive and yet (spoilers) they do. This movie is lazy, predictable and ugly from start to finish.
If you’ve seen a trailer you know the very basic and simple story of “No Escape.” The writers, brothers John Erick Dowdle and Drew Dowdle, attempt to slip in a little social commentary in a brief scene between Jack and Hammond but it is mostly a time killer to set up the last act of the movie. From about 10 minutes in, the film is mostly Owen Wilson and his movie family running and hiding. While they move from hiding place to hiding place the movie is moving from unlikely to unbelievable.
One particular scene struck me as so completely dubious as to lose me for the rest of the film. The family is riding a motorbike wearing clothes pulled from corpses with scarves pulled over their faces when they encounter a crowd of celebrating rebels having an impromptu victory parade. Traveling against the flow of people, the family falls off the bike and a rebel helps them get it upright again. The rebel looks into Owen Wilson’s very American eyes with strands of blond hair peeking out from his hat and scarf disguise and, while looking suspicious, lets the family go. Every rebel he’s encountered to that point has quickly tried to kill him. The movie tells us that no foreigner, and many locals, is safe from these bloodthirsty killers yet he just happens to find the one that is either sympathetic or stupid. Either way, that scene turns everything that happens after it into a farce.
The movie wastes the talents of its actors as Wilson, Bell, Brosnan, Jerins and Geare all turn in pretty good performances. Not that anyone is asked to do any award-worthy acting; but given the quality of the script the company manages to put out some affecting work. Wilson and Bell are a convincing couple who go from the marital tension of moving half way around the world to the abject fear of trying to protect their children and save their own lives. The criminally underused Brosnan is the only spot of seeming joy in what is otherwise a dark and depressing world even before the trouble starts. Even when the full extent of his character’s involvement in the events preceding the uprising is exposed, Brosnan is still a likable rogue that appears to have a conscience when he sees innocent victims of his work.
The predictable plot doesn’t help make the movie any more watchable. The characters you think will die don’t make it to the end of the film. It isn’t a surprise the scenes from every action/chase picture are there to find in “No Escape.” What is a bit of a surprise is the level of xenophobia that seems to permeate the movie. The number of locals willing to help the Dwyer family can be counted on one hand. Everyone else is looking to kill whitey. It’s a kind of absolute that only exists in movies. When we finally find out what set the insurgents on their angry, violent rebellion, it doesn’t seem like it rises to the level of mass murder. The movie portrays those that are leading the revolution like pirates with bandanas tied around their heads, many with scars running down the length of their faces and their apparent weapon of choice is the machete. It plays into a stereotype that sees “the other” as being not much more than an animal that is out to get Americans. It’s a narrow worldview that offers simple answers to complex questions much like an attention-seeking politician.
“No Escape” is rated R for strong violence throughout and for language. There are numerous shooting, hackings and beatings. Many are bloody. There is a scene of attempted rape including the woman being beaten up. Foul language is common but not overwhelming.
After watching the trailer I dreaded seeing “No Escape” because I knew I would constantly feel uneasy as this family feared for their lives. I wasn’t wrong. I never considered the film would also be filled with a predictable plot and a fair amount of xenophobia but sadly, that was part of the movie as well. I feel sorry for the cast that did good work in what is a losing effort.
“No Escape” gets one star out of five.
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